BEST CHEESY PICKUP LINES EVER FOR FUN

Hi There, Well I have decided to go with something cheesy and here we are...

Funny cheesy pickup lines that will definitely bring a smile. They are funny and hilarious but they are also indeed, the icebreakers.  Now lets, take a look at them.

1. I don’t know your name but I’m sure it is as beautiful as you are.

2. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

3. Hey, don’t I know you? Yeah, you’re the girl with the beautiful smile.

4. You wanna know what’s beautiful? Read the first word again.

5. If beauty were time, you’d be eternity.

6. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

7. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

8. Can you pinch me, because you’re so fine I must be dreaming.

9. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

10. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

11. Are you lost ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.

12. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

13. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

14. Are you a dictionary? Cause you’re adding meaning to my life.

15. I thought Happiness starts with H. But why does mine starts with U.

16. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.

17. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking through my garden forever.

18. In a field full of flowers, you are a perfect rose.

19. Are you a florist? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.

20. Your hand looks heavy. Here, let me hold it for you.

21. You must be a ninja, because you snuck into my heart

22. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!

23. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

24. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

25. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

26. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? 

27. I want someone to look at me the way I look at chocolate cake.

28. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

29. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

30. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? No? Would you like to?

31. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen!

32. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number in it. 

33. Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. 

34. Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I be able to reach your heart? 

35. If I were a cat, I’d spend all 9 lives with you. 

36. So, there you are! I’ve been looking all over for YOU, the woman of my dreams! 

37. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you. 

38. Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you! 

 39. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together. 

40. See these keys? I wish I had the one to your heart.

 

41. Are you a kidnapper? Because you just abducted my heart. 

42. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world? 

43. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me. 

44. Is your dad an art thief? Because you’re a masterpiece. 

45. Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.

46. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

47. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing.

48. They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

49. I’d say God Bless you, but it looks like he already did.

50.  Guess what I’m wearing? The smile you gave me!

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